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Pagan has a funny five minutes
Recently I decided to re-play Pagan, and I remembered a few stupid things that shouldn't happen...
One of the more surreal moments in Pagan
Beren finds me Guilty of vandalising the park bench
The Tempest is about to taste a meal she will never forget!
Whoops, there goes the flamb
Beren appears, head in the clouds, to administer Justice to the cook
..but the palace guards administer Justice to him instead. (far right)
The avatar lies in wait, but then the bomb goes off and he falls in.
But what Beren doesn't know, is that the Avatar has been deallocated by the heap manager..
Beren now administers Justice to segment address [0000:0000]..
..bringing the game to its inevitable conclusion
A guard oppresses a citizen. We can't have that, can we?
From the guard's dead lips come forth these words
Even though he is dragged all the way to a watery grave
Silence at last!
Ough! Fear not, I shall Ough! take care of Ough! this matter Ough!
The Avatar prepares to climb up to the very Gods themselves
Earn dexterity and strength points by hitting Devon repeatedly.
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