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Pretty Fly for a Good Guy

By: Paladia Dragon



(Frigadazzi, Nastassia, and Lucilla enter and start dancing around the Avatar, who looks like a major dork. No really, despite what you may have seen with Ultima Ascension, this guy is a WIMP. The music starts up and they dance like imbiciles, like in most music videos, and then they start to, oh no, lip-synch! AND HORRIBLY, TOO! Can you say Milli Vanilli?)

Frigadazzi, Nastassia & Lucilla: Give it to me Blondie!

Avatar: Ow ow ow ow!

Frigadazzi, Nastassia & Lucilla: Give it to me Blondie!

Avatar: Ow ow ow ow!

Frigadazzi, Nastassia & Lucilla: Give it to me Blondie!

Avatar: Ow ow ow ow!

And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a good guy!

(The music continues as the screen goes to entirely static. Then the face of our old friend, the Guardian, appears)

The Guardian: An Bet Corp Des Ex Ex Flam!

(Cut to a Fellowship meeting. The members are dancing, like fools of course, and Batlin is at the podium, trying but failing to dance.)

Batlin: You know it's kinda hard, to get along today, Our subject isn't cool, but he fakes it anyway, He may not have a clue and he may not have style, And if you don't agree then replay the Serpent Isle!

Fellowship Members (and Batlin): So don't debate, he has a fate, Even though he really doesn't get it anyway. He's gonna play The Game, and go insane, For thee, no way, for thee, no way, So if he's late, it will not harm his state, Because everything he needs will just sit there and wait!

Batlin: The world needs wannabes

Everybody: So hey hey do that Virtue thing! (Cut back to the girls and the Avatar dancing)

Frigadazzi, Nastassia & Lucilla: Give it to me Blondie!

Avatar: Ow ow ow ow!

Frigadazzi, Nastassia & Lucilla: Give it to me Blondie!

Avatar: Ow ow ow ow!

Frigadazzi, Nastassia & Lucilla: Give it to me Blondie!

Avatar: Ow ow ow ow!

And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a good guy!

(Cut to Blackthorn dancing with the three Shadowlords)

Blackthorn: He needs some good equipment, not just any will suffice, But they didn't have a glass sword so he bought one made of ice. Now crusing on the Gold Ankh, he sees Gobbies as he pass, But if he looks twice they're gonna kick his fruity ass!

Everybody: So don't debate, he has a fate, Even though he really doesn't get it anyway. He's gonna play The Game, and go insane. For thee, no way, for thee, no way, So if he's late, it will not harm his state, Because everything he needs will just sit there and wait!

Blackthorn: The world loves wannabes,

Everybody: So hey hey do that Virtue thing!

(Cut to Mondain, Minax and Exodus dancing REALLY STUPIDLY.)

Mondain: Now he's getting a tattoo so he can be a Knight, But Lydia poisioned him, and they got into a fight.

Minax: Friends say he's trying too hard to be a virtuous man, But in his own mind he's the best hero in the land!

(Back to Avatar and his 3 girlfriends.)

Frigadazzi, Nastassia & Lucilla: Give it to me Blondie!

Avatar: Ow ow ow ow!

Frigadazzi, Nastassia & Lucilla: Give it to me Blondie!

Avatar: Ow ow ow ow!

Frigadazzi, Nastassia & Lucilla: Give it to me Blondie!

Avatar: Ow ow ow ow!

(The Guardian appears, you can see his whole body. He's dancing rather badly.)

Guardian: An Bet Corp Des Ex Ex Flam!

(All the bad people from every Ultima run up and appear behind the Guardian. They try, rather horribly to dance in unison)

Everybody: So don't debate, he has a fate, Even though he really doesn't get it anyway. He's gonna play The Game, and go insane. For thee, no way, for thee, no way, So if he's late, it will not harm his state, Because everything he needs will just sit there and wait!

Batlin: The world needs wannabes,

Blackthorn: The world loves wannabes,

Guardian: Let's get some more wannabes!

Everybody: So hey hey do that Virtue thing!

Special thanks to: Oblivion Dragon, Darkling Dragon, Infinitron Dragon, Dark Swordsman Dragon, Pacri Dragon, and everyone who gave me even the slightest bit of inspiration for this. Like the rest of my stupid stories, I don't know where the heck the idea for this came from and these people helped me put it down. Thanks guys! -Pal