There was this man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money and he was a real miser when it came to his money.
And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart and to swear on a stack of Bibles that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.
Well one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.
When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Just Wait just a Minute!' She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers then locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.
So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with that man. "
She said, "Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I would put all his money in the casket with him."
"You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with that man?"
"I sure did," said the wife,"I wrote him a cheque. "