Speed - Made in Japan
A Japanese tourist hailed a taxi in downtown Chicago and asked to be taken out to O'Hare Airport.
Not too long after, another car flew by the taxi. "Ohh!!! NISSAN!!! Made in Japan!!! Very fast!!!"
Yet another zipped by, "Ohh!!! Mitsubishi!!! Made in Japan!!! Very fast!!!"
The taxi driver, complete 100% American, was starting to get a little miffed that the Japanese made cars were passing his Chevy, when yet another car passed the taxi right as they were turning into the airport. "Ohh!!! Honda!!! Made in Japan!!! Very fast!!!"
The taxi driver stopped the car, pointed to the meter, and said, "that'll be $150."
"$150? It was so short a ride! Why so much?"
"Taxi Meter. Made in Japan. Very fast."