The Perfect Worker
1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10 classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.
Addendum:
That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report
sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered
(1,3,5...)lines.
Sir,
1 While working with Mr. Murthy, I have always found him
2 working studiously and sincerely at his table without idling or
3 gossiping with colleagues in the office. He seldom
4 wastes his time on useless things. Given a job, he always
5 finishes the given assignment in time. He will always be
6 deeply engrossed in his official work, and can never be
7 found chit-chatting in the canteen. He has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishment and profound
9 knowledge of his field. I think he can easily be
10 classed as outstanding, and should on no account be
11 dispensed with. I strongly feel that Mr. Murthy should be
12 pushed to accept promotion, and a proposal to administration be
13 sent out as soon as possible.
Signed
Branch Manager
PS MURTHY WAS PRESENT WHEN I WAS WRITING THE REPORT MAILED TO YOU TODAY. KINDLY READ ONLY THE ALTERNATE LINES 1,3,5... FOR MY TRUE ASSESSMENT OF HIM.
REGARDS
Signed
Branch Manager
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