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The Perfect Worker

1    Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10 classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.

Addendum:

That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered (1,3,5...)lines.

Sir,

1  While working with Mr. Murthy, I have always found him
2  working studiously and sincerely at his table without idling or                  
3  gossiping with colleagues in the office. He seldom
4  wastes his time on useless things. Given a job, he always
5  finishes the given assignment in time. He will always be
6  deeply engrossed in his official work, and can never be
7  found chit-chatting in the canteen. He has absolutely no
8  vanity in spite of his high accomplishment and profound
9  knowledge of his field. I think he can easily be 
10 classed as outstanding, and should on no account be
11 dispensed with. I strongly feel that Mr. Murthy should be
12 pushed to accept promotion, and a proposal to administration be
13 sent out as soon as possible. 

Signed
Branch Manager
 

PS  MURTHY WAS PRESENT WHEN I WAS WRITING THE REPORT MAILED TO YOU TODAY. KINDLY READ ONLY THE ALTERNATE LINES 1,3,5... FOR MY TRUE ASSESSMENT OF HIM.

REGARDS

Signed
Branch Manager

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Unregistered Anonymous ha ha lol i <3 this
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