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Wife's Last Words

Tina was on her deathbed, with her husband Mike at her side.

He held her cold hand as silent tears streamed down his face.

"Mike," she said weakly.

"Hush my darling," he interrupted, "don't talk, save your strength."

But she insisted, "Mike, before I die, there's something that I have to confess."

"There is nothing to confess," said the weeping husband. "It's all right. Everything's all right."

"No, no. I must die in peace. I must confess that I have been unfaithful to you."

He stroked her hand, "Now, Tina, don't be concerned. I know all about it."

"You do?" she gasped.

"Sure darling, why else would I poison you?"

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Unregistered Anonymous Wow
posted 9 Aug 2013 - Reply - Permanent Link
Unregistered Anonymous Omg thts terrible! :(
posted 21 Apr 2012 - Reply - Permanent Link
Unregistered Anonymous lol...thats just sad in SO many ways.
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