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A Smart Revenge between a Chinese and a American . . .

A Chinese went to a bar in Hawaii to have some drinks. At the counter, he sat next to a famous Hollywood producer, Steven Spielberg, who was already ahead by a quart of alcohol.

After a round of beer the Chinese sensed that the famous producer was glaring at him.

Suddenly, in a flash, the Chinese crashed down from his stool, felled by a vicious hook from the producer.

Picking himself up, he yelled, "What the hell was that for?" The producer ranted: "That's for the bombing of Pearl Harbor, you #$@#$@!!#! My dad perished in that bombing!".

"I am not Japanese, you stupid Nincompoop! I am a Chinese !". "Yeah yeah yeah ...Japanese, Burmese, Chinese, Vietnamese...you are all the same!"

Regaining his composure, the Chinese took his seat and ordered a double from the bartender. A few seconds later, the Chinese turned around and delivered a deadly snake fist to the producer, sending him flat to the floor.

"What was that for?!!" exclaimed the producer.

"That's for the sinking of the TITANIC! I had ancestors on that ship!" the Chinese replied.

"You ignorant chink! The TITANIC was sunk by an iceberg!" shouted the producer.

"Yeah yeah yeah...Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg...you are all the same!"

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Unregistered Anonymous Hilarious!!! That guy had it coming to him
posted 23 Sep 2014 - Reply - Permanent Link
Unregistered Anonymous LOLZ...
posted 19 Mar 2014 - Reply - Permanent Link
Unregistered Anonymous this was a very dumb joke
posted 26 Oct 2013 - Reply - Permanent Link
Unregistered Anonymous lol
posted 26 Oct 2013 - Reply - Permanent Link
Unregistered Anonymous that isn't a smart joke its more derogatory, there was no wit to it.

Poor website branding, should call this dumb funny jokes than smart
posted 28 Nov 2012 - show 1 replies - Reply - Permanent Link
Unregistered Anonymous Obviously you do not understand the joke
posted 15 Apr 2013 - Reply - Permanent Link
Unregistered Anonymous lol thats hilarious. very clever
posted 14 Apr 2011 - Reply - Permanent Link
Unregistered Anonymous that's so smart! lol. can't stop laughing
posted 5 Oct 2009 - Reply - Permanent Link


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