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Things you don't want to hear when lying on the operating table

  1. What's this doing here?
  2. Okay, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
  3. I didn't hear anything in med school about small, hissing reptilian creatures crawling through the patient's stomach.
  4. Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
  5. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
  6. Hand me that... uh... that uh... thingie.
  7. Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
  8. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
  9. Damn, there go the lights again...
  10. Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of 'em.
  11. Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off.

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