New Heaven's Policy
It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new law was, that in order to get into Heaven, you had to have a really awful day when you died. The policy would go into effect at noon the next day.
The Angel at the gate, remembering the new policy, said to the man,
"Before I can let you in, you have to tell me what was happening
in your life the day on which you died."
Immediately, I began searching for him. My wife was shouting at me as I searched the apartment.
Just as I was going to give up the search, I looked out onto the balcony and saw there was a man hanging over the edge by his fingertips! Well, I ran out onto the balcony and jumped on his fingers until he fell to the ground.
But he landed in some trees and bushes that
broke his fall, and he didn't die! I was so mad that I went back
inside to fetch something that I could throw at him.
It fell the 25 stories and crushed the man.Unfortunately all this
excitement was too much and I had a heart attack and died instantly!!"
A few seconds later the next person came up. The Angel said, "Before
I can let you enter, I need to know what was happening to you on
the day you died."
I think I got a little carried away, slipped and accidentally fell over the side! Luckily, I was able to catch myself by the fingertips on the balcony below mine.
But suddenly, this crazy man comes running out of his apartment, swears at me, and jumps on my fingers! Well, I fell and just before I hit the ground, I landed in some trees or bushes which I broke my fall.
But I didn't die immediately. As I am lying there, looking
up, unable to move, and in great pain, I notice the crazy man push
his REFRIGERATOR off the balcony. It falls 25 floors and lands on
top of me - killing me instantly!"
The third man says, "You will never believe this. I am naked, hiding inside a refrigerator................."