Ghostly Drive
Two guys left the bar after a long night of drinking, jumped in
the car and started it up. After a couple of minutes, an old man
appeared in the passenger window and tapped lightly.
The passenger
screamed, "Look at the window. There's an old ghost's face
there!"
The driver sped up, but the old man's face stayed in
the window.
The passenger rolled his window down part way and, scared
out of his wits, said, "What do you want?"
The old man softly replied, "You got any tobacco?"
The passenger handed the old man a cigarette and yelled, "Step
on it," to the driver, rolling up the window in terror.
A few minutes later they calmed down and started laughing again.
The driver said, "I don't know what happened, but don't worry;
the speedometer says we're doing 80 now."
All of a sudden there
was a light tapping on the window and the old man reappeared.
"There he is again," the passenger yelled. He rolled
down the window and shakily said, "Yes?"
"Do you have a light?" the old man quietly asked. The
passenger threw a lighter out the window saying, "Step on it!"
They were driving about 100mph, trying to forget what they had
just seen and heard, when all of a sudden there came some more tapping.
"Oh my God! He's back!"
The passenger rolled down the
window and screamed in stark terror, "WHAT NOW?"
The old man gently replied, "You want some help getting out
of the mud?"
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