A man is at a bar and another man tells him that his wife is in bed with another man. So the first guy goes home and his wife hears him and gets her lover to hide in the closet ... butt naked.
The 1st man comes into the room and looks for the lover.
He checks the closet and finds him naked.
He asks the cheater who he is.
"I'm the exterminator and am killing the termites."
He continues,"GOD! LOOK at how much they eat!"