An Eye For An Eye
A very shy computer programmer goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar.
After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively: "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs,"NO! I won't sleep with you tonight!"
Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is completely embarrassed as he quickly slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes.
She smiles at him and says: "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology, and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."
To which he responds, yelling at the top of his lungs: "What do you mean $200.00?!"