Keep Your Condoms In The Car
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me â€¦ It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
One day her â€ślittleâ€ť sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldnâ€™t overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldnâ€™t say a word. She said, â€śIâ€™m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.â€ť
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, â€śWe are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldnâ€™t ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.â€ť
And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car!!!