Home > Laughter HELL! > Kids > The Toy Train

The Toy Train

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room.

She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want to get off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all you sons of bitches who are returning and want to get on, get your asses on the train now, cause we're going down the tracks!"

The mother went into the living room and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now go to your room and stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may go back and play with your train, but only if you use nice language."

Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train.

Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."

She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

Then, the child added, "And for those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, see the bitch in the kitchen."

2 comments RSS of last 10 posts

new post [ expand all ]


Unregistered Anonymous Funnu
posted 12 Dec 2013 - Reply - Permanent Link
Unregistered Anonymous OMG the kid is hilarious btw I am drunk I like the ending the bitch is his mom XD XD XD
posted 31 Mar 2013 - Reply - Permanent Link





Privacy Policy - Terms of Use - Contact Us - Site Map - Advertise
All original content (©) Copyright 1997-2011 Bootstrike.Com (ACRA Reg. No 53084890B).