Kerpal - You Stole My Newspaper! Lyrics
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Kerpal makes another funny call! This time, he accuses
his neighbour of stealing his newspaper. Explodes into one battle exchange of words.
WARNING! Contains bad .. real
bad words
| Neighbour |
Hello. |
| Kerpal: |
Hello? Hello? |
| Neighbour |
Hello? |
Kerpal: |
Hello? |
Neighbour |
Hello? |
| Kerpal: |
Can you hear me? |
| Neighbour |
Who is it? |
| Kerpal: |
Hey, turn the f**king TV down |
| Neighbour |
Who is it? |
| Kerpal: |
Hello? |
| Neighbour: |
Hello? |
| Kerpal: |
Hello it's your neighbour |
| Neighbour: |
My neighbour? |
| Kerpal: |
Your neighbour you dumb *** |
| Neighbour: |
This is a neighbour? |
| Kerpal: |
Yea your neighbour. The one the paper you have been stealing. My paper. |
| Neighbour: |
Your paper? |
| Kerpal: |
Yes, my newspaper that every morning that comes to my house, and you come over and take it and bring it to your house? |
| Neighbour: |
Your paper? |
| Kerpal: |
It's fifty cents everyday and I pay for the god damn paper |
| Neighbour: |
I take your paper? |
| Kerpal: |
Yea you take my paper! |
| Neighbour: |
Why? |
| Kerpal: |
I don't know why. That's why I am calling. I 'm trying to find out why the hell you do something like that |
| Neighbour: |
Why you know that? Why you know I take it? |
| Kerpal: |
Yea I know you take it. You want me to kick your ass? |
| Neighbour: |
Why you know I take it? |
| Kerpal: |
Yea you stop taking my paper otherwise I am going kick some ass |
| Neighbour: |
Ahhhhh |
| Kerpal: |
I want you to go and get the paper right now and read it to me because I don't know what the hell is going on in the world because I don't have a freaking paper |
| Neighbour: |
Mother f**ker *** *** *** bitch |
| Kerpal: |
Ey, you don't talk to me like that! |
| Neighbour: |
What's up guy? You want trouble right? |
| Kerpal: |
What? |
| Neighbour: |
You want trouble right? |
| Kerpal: |
You want some tro- |
| Neighbour: |
I think you want trouble |
| Kerpal: |
If you want trouble, I got trouble right here waiting for you. You bring my f**kin' paper home now and then you'll see, and then you'll see trouble. Yea! |
| Neighbour: |
?? |
| Kerpal: |
Eh you know what? You wrap that f**king paper up back the way it was and you get it right outside right now |
| Neighbour: |
?? |
| Kerpal: |
You know what? I'll meet you I'll meet you at your house and we're gonna rock home ?? and throw some shit down |
| Neighbour: |
hangs up |
Neighbour: |
Hello? |
Kerpal: |
Hello? |
Neighbour: |
What do you calling? |
Kerpal: |
Why are you trying to change your voice? |
Neighbour: |
What do you calling? |
Kerpal: |
I know who this is. I am just want to get my newspaper back on a regular basis, all right? |
Neighbour: |
You want eh, newspaper? |
Kerpal: |
Yea, I want my newspaper back. |
Neighbour: |
Yea, come in my house okay? |
Kerpal: |
I am tired of playing with you... You don't want me in your house cause I make sure I take you apart |
Neighbour: |
Please come in my house now! |
Kerpal: |
You want me to come over there? |
Neighbour: |
Yea! |
Kerpal: |
Kick your ass I'll take my newspaper? |
Neighbour: |
Yea! |
Kerpal: |
I can be over there in two seconds |
Neighbour: |
All right |
Kerpal: |
All right |
Neighbour: |
I wait for you |
Kerpal: |
OK |
Neighbour: |
Now how now |
Kerpal: |
OK Yea lets go |
Neighbour: |
Come in now |
Kerpal: |
OK, You keep the door unlocked and I will walk right in there |
Neighbour: |
Just come in five minutes now |
Kerpal: |
OK- no no, not five minutes, I'm coming over right now! |
Neighbour: |
All right, come in! |
Kerpal: |
OK Lets go! |
Neighbour: |
Lets go! |
Kerpal: |
Lets go! |
Neighbour: |
Come on! |
Kerpal: |
Lets get it on |
Neighbour: |
All right, come in! |
Kerpal: |
All right, here I come! |
Neighbour: |
All right, come in! |
Kerpal: |
OK OK |
Neighbour: |
All right. I just wait for you, ok? I ready everything. |
Kerpal: |
OK, You ready? |
Neighbour: |
Five minutes now! If you not coming, I just call police. |
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