Virtual Bonds In Software
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
Keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command: C:/ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the default applications: Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0.
But remember, even the slightest overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5, HappyHour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create "Snoring Loudly" wav files.
DO NOT install MotherInLaw 1.0 OR reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. You will then have to discard all software and consider whether to order new hardware which may be in laptop or desktop configuration, or for maximum portability try handheld or palmtop.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory, employs fuzzy logic and cannot learn new applications
quickly. Consider buying additional software to improve performance.
I personally recommend HotFood 3.0 and Lingerie 5.3.