Modern Communication Devices
Bill Gates (CEO of Microsoft), Andy Grove(CEO of Intel) and Jerry
Sanders (CEO of AMD) were in a high-powered business meeting. During
the serious, tense discussions, a beeping noise suddenly is emitted
from where Bill is sitting.
Bill says, "Oh, that's my emergency beeper. Gentlemen, excuse
me, I really need to take this call." So Bill lifts his wristwatch
to his ear and begins talking into the end of his tie. After completing
this call, he notices the others are staring at him.
Bill explains, "Oh, this is my new emergency communication
system. I have an earpiece built into my watch and a microphone
sewn into the end of my tie. That way, I can a take a call anywhere."
The others nod, and the meeting continues. Five minutes later,
the discussion is again interrupted when Andy starts beeping. He
also states, "Oh, that is my emergency beeper. Excuse me, gentlemen,
this must be an important call." So Andy taps his earlobe and
begins talking into thin air.
When he completes his call, he notices the others staring at him
and explains, "I also have an emergency communication system.
But my earpiece is actually implanted in my earlobe, and the microphone
is actually embedded in this fake tooth. Isn't that neat?"
The others nod, and the meeting continues.
Five minutes later, the discussion is again interrupted when Jerry
emits a thunderous fart. He looks up at the others staring at him
and says, "Uhh, somebody get me a piece of paper... I'm receiving
a fax."
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